October 13, 2020

Teddy Roosevelt’s oldest daughter, Alice, was a wild child that smoked on the rough of the white house,stayed out late playing poker, and rode around in cars with men. In her bag, she carried around her pet snake, named Emily Spinach and a copy of the Constitution.

When the Roosevelts left office, Alice buried a voodoo doll of Nellie Taft, the incoming first lady, in the front yard. Alice was banned from the White House for the next three administrations for various misbehaviors and off-color jokes.